Truly Outrageous week!
Tati: What a crazy week we had. Testing all this toys was hard work. Not to mention expensive. But we finally reached a verdict. Guess who had more fun in the end? What? No silly, just keep reading…
Mel: So after a week of tests – some with outside assistance for proper testing, pictures, videos and more. Here are the official results to support whether Blondes or Brunettes really have more fun.
The Pleasure Periscope
Tati: This one is better than a regular mixer. It’s a keeper!
This truly brings pleasure to your daily cooking. You can mix stuff AND look inside the mix at the same time…I almost turned my cookie dough ice cream into water because I got too distracted looking inside of it.
I also made awesome pasta sauce and then some whipped cream that I later used on my boyfriend.
Tati level of fun: 3 ½
Fake boyfriend level of fun: All the way baby
Mel: Instructions indicate use for personal health and safety. I now carry it in my purse and have my own personal ray gun!
I love it! So far I’ve gotten free gas & spare change from the register, a new necklace & a wallet just for showing people how fantastic this little number is.
Similar models have already been proven just as effective.
Mel: This does not protect against carrot odor as promised. I still had bunnies following me home from the park.
Rabid Rabbits still detected the carrot in my purse and I had to throw it far into the playground to keep them from attacking me – I’ll stick to Ziploc & Cucumbers.
Mel: This nativity set requires is not as colorful as other sets but it is waterproof – a big plus for outdoor displays.
Tati: I know I am not supposed to interrupt but, this IS kinda colourful…
Tati: This one was really good for strawberry scented tequila shots, but not as good as coin holders. It kept closing and opening, so my coins would jump out, making a simple walk through the park REALLY annoying. I had the hardest time getting my coins back from the squirrels.
Mr. Jack with Mustache
Mel: This made an excellent pot handle holder for my inox pans- kept my fingers safe from singes while I made fried donuts. Every household should have a few!
Tati: I am now a proud owner of a gay Mexican key holder!
Tati: Awesome cat-owner fun!
Turn your cone upside down, set it to spin and sit Elvis on top of it, then watch! You may like to wear gloves next time you try to play with your cat, but it’s totally worth it!
Mel: So Elvis’s punching bag will only arrive in a few weeks & like all things in advertising the picture is not to scale. The accommodator was of average size so I let him try this out instead.
Supposed to provide nirvana like enlightenment through meditation & stimulation of the 3rd Eye – this stayed on his head an average of 0.5 seconds.
Tati: This thing is DA BOMB! We first tried this out at the Strawberry Tequila Party. I ordered two: the black and blacker and the white and pink.
That made possible for us to divide in two teams: boys and girls. We turned them on and let them loose around the house. First one to knock somebody down scores!
Tati level of fun: 5
Tati level of bruises: over 9000
Tati: This is another great item for parties. I got a bunch of them. Why? Check this out:
-They glow in the dark
-They shake shake shake
-They are water proof
Tati level of fun: 5
Tati level of alcohol in blood stream: 96%
Mel: Application to the end of a standard toothbrush increases brushing power. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend it. Application to the end of whisk increases in beating power. 4 out of 5 cooks recommend it.
Mel level of Fun: 4
Tongue Vibe level of Usability: 5
Paul and Paulina
Tati: Ok, there is only one thing to do with Paul and Paulina:
Tati level of fun: 4
Tati’s place level of cuteness: 1 trillion!
Mel: Instalment required only a standard suction cup and some ribbon. It works well in the kitchen for dishtowels but wet hand towels, are too heavy for the vibrate function to properly move around enough to speed up drying.
Mel: These make excellent alternatives to salt rimmed cocktail glasses & add a new dimension to mixed drinks – similar to using a lollipop instead of an olive in your martini.
I tried them with Frozen Margaritas, Manhattans & Champagne Cocktails – by the end of the night Head Candy rimmed glasses filled with Sake were the best.